This bed meets the rigorous Alex Brown criterion for a bed. This may be the one.
- fairly priced so that if my kids break the slats from jumping on the bed, I won't need to strangle them (though I might, anyway).
- ships for $1 from Overstock.com so that Dana and I aren't cursing at each other fitting into the car.
- is low enough to the ground so that if the kids fall off, it won't require a trip to the ER.