
The movie ended, teeth were brushed, and Lil was tucked into bed.
But on my bed remained a paper plate with a few Doritos on it.
What the heck. Why not eat one?
In the dark, I put one in my mouth. It was much soggier than I expected it to be...
Lily had apparently licked all of the dorito-cheese off and left the chip behind. It was a bit late by the time I noticed this - it was in my mouth already. So I swallowed it.
Is that disgusting or what?
I wasn't actually that offended until I told Dana what had happened! He said, "What?! You ate it?!"
My advice to you: don't eat food in the dark that your toddler left on the bed.